A decent woolly mammoth and a nice bit of shirtless cowboy
She asked herself, “Where can you go and get an old gay fellow a stirring picture of a decent woolly mammoth and a nice bit of shirtless cowboy?” And answer came there none. And so she had this idea of...
View ArticleA tale of a bed: from removal to revival
(About my life, and home furnishings. A bit of gay interest, a bit about language.) On Wednesday, a couple of guys came for my bed, a low teak number with a very wide — like, 9-foot — headboard and a...
View ArticleXmas follies 2017: the shirtless men of the season
Another crowded seasonal category — I’ve already been through music, decorations, clothing, and food — in which there seems to be no end of entertaining folly. In this case, no end of shirtless men in...
View ArticleAmazing Grace of the Rising Sun
On this blog on 11/17/15, “The House of the Writhing Pun”, I wrote about “The House of the Rising Sun”, with Wikipedia notes on the folk song and a link to The Animals’ 1964 recordng of it; and added...
View ArticleMorning tetrameter naming
The morning began with: Xenophon Bellerophon Two Ancient Greek names — the philosopher, historian, and soldier Xenophon and the mythical hero Bellerophon — together making a line of trochaic tetrameter...
View ArticleEpiphany morning with Joey Tribbiani
Since my middle name is Melchior, I was hoping for gold on Epiphany morning, but what I got was a primo sex dream — my attempts at programming sex dreams never work, they always turn into convoluted...
View ArticleTwo cute guys with accents
From the annals of tv watching: Eddie Cahill as Tag Jones in season 7 of the sitcom Friends (and then as Det. Don Flack in CSI: New York); and Lucas Black as Special Agent Christopher LaSalle on NCIS:...
View Articlelubricity
(Shirtless guy, sexual slang, lots of sexlube, suggestive naming, but nothing truly hard-core.) Yesterday’s Daily Jocks ad, for Amity Jack products: (#1) Model in jock strap applying BANG Oil from...
View ArticleAnnals of sport/art
Back on December 17th, my posting “Xmas follies 2017: the shirtless men of the season” featured (in #1 and #2 there) pole dancer Domenico Vaccaro, engaging in an activity that is both sport — there are...
View ArticleAnnals of shirtlessness: French neo-Classicism
From Rebecca Wheeler at the Musée D’Orsay in Paris, this gigantic neo-Classical painting by William-Adolphe Bouguereau (1825-1905): (#1) Dante et Virgile (en enfers) / La Barque de Dante (1850) Nasty,...
View ArticleShirtlessness and more: Bouguereau and Sargent
(This posting has reproductions of art works in which penises and female breasts are exposed. My belief is that these works — now on public display in mainstream art museums — fall under the Fine Art...
View ArticleZane Grills
On February 24th, in the posting “Computer annals: Reyes Korzybski and the avalanche of spam”, I confronted thousands of spam comments a day from a single site, which used some huge database of names...
View ArticleThe Legend of Hercules
… and the stages of shirtless Kellan Lutz. A little while back, I stumbled into watching the 2014 The Legend of Hercules for the, omigod, second time. Starring an immensely muscled Kellan Lutz as the...
View ArticleSaid the rapper to the geek
Today’s Rhymes With Orange, with a fine POP (of a nonstandard variety): (#1) M.C. Hammer-Escher = MC Hammer + M.C. Escher An M.C. Escher-style tessellation of images of the rapper MC Hammer — visually...
View ArticleFor Mothers Day
(Talk about mansex in street language, so not for kids or the sexually modest — or, for that matter, Facebook the Prudish.) From the TitanMen gay porn studio, for Mothers Day this year: (#1) Cropped...
View ArticleMascots united
This week’s Drunk Cartoon from Bob Eckstein brings us the Oddburgercouple.: (#1) The Burger King and Ronald McDonald share a moment of post-coital bliss Two creepy mascots for competing burger...
View ArticleJurassic Jeff
Annals of shirtlessness, movie history section. This: (#1) But is it art? Gigantic Jeff Goldblum in the London Era of Megafauna From CNN on 7/18/18, “Giant Jeff Goldblum statue appears in London” by...
View ArticleHi-g pun for Xmas in July
(Friendly warning: this posting will end up with some ads for gay porn, with some mildly raunchy text.) … in today’s Bizarro/Wayno collaboration: (#1) (If you’re puzzled by the odd symbols in the...
View ArticleMale crop tops!
The title of a Humans of Tumblr video on June 21st: (#1) From Sleepaway Camp (1983), Frank Trent Saladino Jr. (b. 1953), playing camp counselor Gene at a baseball game (in full costume: sleeveless crop...
View ArticleMorning names: Hai Karate, Dirk Diggler
(The Dirk Diggler section has some plain talk about men’s bodies — penises here, penises there, penises everywhere — so some readers might want to skip that section.) Yesterday morning, the cheap men’s...
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